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Sex can be a messy business. You have this flailing mass of genital regions, limbs, mouths and teeth, and various bodily fluids all whirling together. So much can go wrong, especially if you do something stupid. A new reddit thread has asked people around the world to put some of their most embarrassing stories on record. And the are absolutely hilarious. Do you have anything that compares to these? My new girlfriend at the time went out to get a Brazilian for our first night together. She used coconut oil lotion to sooth her sensitive area, which then caused me to swell up very badly in the middle of the deed.

On the plus side, she sounds like a real winner. Not only did she take care of her personal grooming beforehand, she even accompanied him to the hospital. My room was dark and my boyfriend was in me.

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I was mortified. Highly unpleasant. In the case where speaking is difficult, a simple thumbs up thumbs down system can do wonders. Well a combination of me cutting them too short and not screwing in the side rails tight enough caused the 2x4s to fall off and the bed followed with it. I was on top of a girl at the time when the bed slammed onto the floor and I headbutted my gf at the time right in the face breaking her nose and giving her a black eye.

That was awkward trying to explain to people. Her housemate presumably hears me bucking and shouting like a distressed donkey and chooses that moment to come and investigate. I have this frozen image ingrained on my retinas of my bleeding cock, her on the floor all confused, and said housemate male standing in the doorway, dressed in a short leather skirt, tube top, high heels and a huge blonde wig. Forgot we ly lost keys. Didn't realize he was right at the edge and accidentally made him cum on his face.

He wasn't happy but I laughed so hard I cried. Sex stories reddit friend of mine, a very cute blonde who is out of my league called me after I left and asked if it had really been that long. I told her yes and she said to come over, so I rushed over.

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She said that she felt sorry for me and asked if I want to have sex and I said hell yeah and jumped in the bed. Then I came on the first pump. I couldn't get it up after that again and faced a giant humiliation. Something in your life has gone terribly wrong when even your pity sex is going terribly. My name is not Chad. Facebook Twitter Pinterest Instagram. Mainly coconut oil. But the worst thing of all….

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